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i think realtors shouldnt be allowed to call it a bedroom if it has a laundry machine in it

don't blame me, i voted for getting my dick sucked clean off my body

happy solstice. someone take me to the beach and feed me entheogens

Musk Says Shouldn't Be Problems Balancing My Ex-Wife, Tesla, Twitter - Bloomberg

if texas secedes im joining the mexican army

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Important: there was a Barbie Dream Supercomputer in the 60s

holding doors delays trains for all riders 👀

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