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fuck those assholes they can't tell me how to ruin my life

only i can decide how to ruin my life

blade runner was cool but i couldn't really figure out what connection it had to the other blade movies

"did not work enough" okay bitch where do you live

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no training benefits because i've been out of work during the pandemic like no shit. i was laid off and i'm training now what do you want from me

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can we hasten the end of this empire i've got things to do

everyone who isn't a cop that drives a Dodge Charger has a strict responsibility to leave fast food garbage all over the dashboard so i can iff you in the rearview

"stop headbutting me" you say? you tell me "it hurts" when i bite you??

need i remind you that it was YOU who wanted a catboy girlfriend

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