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you can't just *say* you're a top. i still don't believe you

truck nuts??? what the fuck dude are you gay. my truck has a PUSSY and every night i-

apropos of absolutely nothing, trigrams that occur only twice in the CMU pronouncing dictionary word list, along with the words that contain them (where edit distance between words is greater than 3)

everyone was so into Orville Peck in 2019 and then we all just became him in 2020 and i haven't heard of him since

imagine using AOL for almost thirty years straight.

that's the world wide web today.

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SeaPol, self-harm, police, gun violence 

SPD shot another suicidal person last night.

It's obviously fucked up for people with guns to respond to someone having a mental health crisis. It's easy for us to see how police both literally killed this person, and maintain the material conditions that drive people to want to commit suicide...

i am just concerned about my ability to operate (non-sexual) while fully clothed

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If one must worship a god, the Sun is the only reasonable choice.
- its existence is indisputable
- humans are unable to control it or hurt it
- it's literally too awesome to look at
- it is a benevolent god -- almost all life on Earth relies on it for sustenance
- its mere presence lifts our spirits
- it punishes us for wrongdoing by giving us sunburn and global warming
- its wrath (large solar flares) is terrifying to behold.
- eventually the Earth will fall into the Sun, which is more epic than any other apocalypse story I've heard.

Learning that people suffering from the storm and blackout in Texas were using the guide in our book Recipes for Disaster to build a rocketstove with which to heat food and water, we've put the directions online here in their entirety:

Please circulate.

boomers say things like "i own a house" and "why does nobody talk to me" but cannot communicate about things relevant to houses or human needs

don't forget to keep giving directly to people on here. just vibin

saving the universe by closing my mouth lips very hard

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