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I don't know who needs to hear this but:

You are allowed to transition.

You are allowed to choose your own name and pronouns.

You are allowed to kill a cop.

You are allowed to be your best self.

Don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise.

etsy is deleting all listings for covid plushies and they blacklisted the search term. fucking cops

if i was a landlord whose tenants had organised a rent strike, i'd simply learn to code

eight weeks from now i'm gonna strut out of quarantine with a set of big stone tablets reading "chips are just savory cereal"

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whats gonna happen when joe biden dies of covid and then they shoot bernie

ugh i can't love you. i believe most laws are bad

you ever grab your titty meat in your hand and just shake it, just shake your titty meat

time to compose the perfect shitpost. *opens twitter dot com to dril’s profile and sorts by number of favs*

scrolling my own timeline, mouth agape, clicking fav on all my own posts. zero human consciousness, perfect,

who is doom guy? is he friends with pellets guy?

blasting dbeat and everyone keeps telling me to Be Nice. fuck off

EXTREME MEATPUNKS FOREVER: SEASON 1 is COMPLETELY FREE for the next 48 hours!!! Gay disasters beating up neonazis in giant robots made of meat!

🍖 Pilot mechs!
🍖 Fight your clone!
🍖 Run from the cops!
🍖 Fall in love????

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