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feeling kinda fucked up that i misgendered the cat by saying they

sitting down at a restaurant and ordering a single hard boiled egg

"If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal," I smugly recite, while covering my eyes so I can't see extremely recent and public fraud during elections, gerrymandering, efforts to depress turnout, or laws which make voting much more difficult, or, indeed, illegal

A comic. A person walks by wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR". They read another person's shirt, which says not following @lynnesbian. In the final panel, the first person's shirt says "ONE FEAR".

this runs on 9v dc power so it's perfect to include in, say, a set of effect pedals for a noise project....

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"Thanks, Jim. As you know, a large number of China's global destruction engines have been stopped for a full week now, meaning, the end of all biological life on this planet may be delayed by up to a week. This is of great concern to us at the Economic Number Go Up Foundation. Some extremely rich people may delay buying brand new $100,000 Mobile Icecap Poisoning And Melting Machines til next quarter."

"That's terrible Bob!"

"It is Jim. It takes food right out of the mouths of hungry orphans."

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tired: pulling your pants all the way down to piss in a urinal

wired: taking your shoes off to piss in a urinal

if I was a water bender I would suck water up dickhole

shut up. don't reply to this. make your fucking plan.

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with all this political news lately i think it's important to remind yourself that it's okay to step back. set down your phone and ignore the partisan nonsense. because at the end of the day, no matter what you think or who you vote for, there are over two million people living in cages in this country and you can't do anything about that

im just a dumb bitch online sometimes and that's okay

crimes are good. they're legal. no-one can stop you from doing crimes

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