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alcohol, firearm 

i don't know who needs to hear this but get drunk find a gun

Dumbass pride flag

the blue is for when you can't think good
the green is for frogs cause i like those
the red is for tired brain
the second blue is for i forgot i put blue on there already
the purples just for me ;)

tryna rebrand as trans femcel but i fuck too much

this is a picture of me. I am a femcel. I want to go to the Joker movie, but I don't have any date :/ are there any boys on this website who would take me? I'll do *anything* to go to the Joker movie with a boy on this website

discord is for people who weren't there in time for irc but somehow still aren't over irc yet

scraping paper 

oh. good, but also dangit i wanted to look at it

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snowing in seattle cause i fuck too much

landing, just to make an instance there. and why would i go online

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