when you're driving your car and you get a notification that says "gerald's car wants to share a youtube video" so you lose focus and nearly crash so you hit the brakes but your car is running an older version of windows that has a bug that makes slamming the brakes increase acceleration and your car tries to automatically swerve for you but the GPS recalculates which overloads the CPU and windows freezes and you crash but the airbags don't deploy because windows has bluesceeened
A dogge is a mammal fro þe familye Canidae. Þe word is vſed for boþ wylde doggis and houndes. Houndes haven ben þe moſt wydly keeped werking and compaignoun beeſtes in mennis hiſtorye.
A dogge is a beſte þat men haue as a houſebeſte. Doggis ben "mennis beſte frend" as þe ſeying goþ. A dogge haþ a long tongue and likeþ to jump and ronne. A dogge haþ hair whiche ben reed, yelwe, broun, blak, or whit.
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