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little comrade took me into the darkroom at school. made some prints for the first time. they're pretty bad. maybe ill scan them soon

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okay. let's not use any of the features of the room or natural environment. get in front of a neutral backdrop and wait an hour or two for me to point lights at you and stand around going "hmm"

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in my religion, the functionary must pay me for my absolution

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o great scrapyard, i pray thee absolve me of this van

*judas priest voice* breakin the law! breakin the law!

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ah yes, enbys and online, the only two genders

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