cancelling every cis person on fedi so i can punch a coppy

while you were studying the sword i bought an ar-15

cracks me up that internet money is pretty much just tradeable units of climate change

@hyperlink @selontheweb nobody with five hundred million dollars got it through honest work. only bourgeois scum will ever see sel in vet drag

The average poster only uses 8% of their account. But what if they could use all of it? Imagine the power.

[Family gathering]

Cousin: I'm a neurosurgeon

Me: Eugen boosted my toot once

boost this toot if you and 107 homies, united by destiny, would go live in a castle in a swamp and commit crimes

well well well. if it isnt the consequences of my actions

@Pixley @platypus but then what if someone replies to you in the affirmative and says your name

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