downtown. a swift crackle of automatic gunfire echoes around a corner, and the tremendous crash of a few grenades reflect jarringly through the glass canyon above you. a masked crowd spills out of a narrow side-street into the square and immediately sprints in every direction. a squadron of helmeted police on motorcycles roar after them, but then form a line as the bloc regroups, hurling stones and firebombs. you see one cop fall, and then another. the people are chanting,

beans! beans! beans!!

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*wakes up, rolls over groggy* no mom it's too early for grenades

Mad because once again skeletons are represented as evil in a video game

avoidant attachment style is when i let them grow wild and free

my kink is when people don't boost my reply hos

scrolling down the moderation ui, mouth agape, suspending every single user. zero human consciousness, perfect,

I cheerfully sign my brainscan over to Elon Musk. When I wake up in cyberspace, cyberMusk is pointing a gun at me. He gestures to a Tesla. "Get in."

I climb into the driver's seat, and a route pops up. Despite my best efforts, my limbs just aren't providing the feedback the same as I'm used to, and I scrape a curb while negotiating a right turn. Musk shoots me in the head.

When I wake up again, he gestures to the same Tesla. "Get in."

Several hundred gunshots later, he declares me ready to be an autopilot. I never see my passengers; only Musk, with the gun.

scrolling down the moderation ui, mouth agape, suspending every single user. zero human consciousness, perfect,

@Laser you can't describe a single point in space and call it a horseshoe. where's the arc

@dirt what, didn't your therapist explain that's called denial

painting the word "vote" across my tits in fake blood for my suicide girls photoshoot

RT @cemicool
You know who doesn’t need your money? Presidential candidates. You know who does? M, who’s being held on a ridiculously high bail in a NYC jail ravaged by COVID. Help his mom raise enough money to get him free #debates2020 bit.ly/MalcolmFreedomFund

uspol nothing 

we just need to get trump in office and then we can push him left

A less detailed gender for when you’re farther away from the camera to save on system resources

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