*sees a straight couple* wow chasers much. stop fetishizing heteronormative bodies... not a good look. do better
*sees a straight couple* which one of you is the man and which one is the woman
@_ ah, "who wears the pants"
@velexiraptor @_ do straight couples have one that doesn't wear underwear?
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*sees a straight couple* which one of you is the man and which one is the woman