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if i catch covid-19 i will enter a police station willingly for the first time in my life

@_ "hi, I'm here to shake hands with every officer in this station. I know I look sick, but I'm totally fine. I don't have a fever, I just got out of a sauna. Ignoring the sweat, I just ran here because I'm so excited to meet all you wonderful law enforcement officers.

Have you been drinking officer? I just want to smell your breath."

@_ Would be a good time to verify if what the media say about Trump rallies is true as well.

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