uk fedi is actually just american night crew affecting ridiculous accents and pretending to have different candy
@_ tally ho guvnah. fancy a trip to the ol chip shop down whereabouts I live in southhampton?
@_ and spelling 'check' and 'color' wrong
@_ cat's out of the bag lads
@_ Oi! You mean that lot across the pond don't have salt licorice? *tutting noises*
@_ *bites into an "aero" candy bar*
@_ got to go grab some wonkers from the ol tesco eh laddie?
@_ just nip up the gorn 'n scrumbles and jack's a doughnut, there you are
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