yet ruin, punky enby photoy
if you don't have pronouns in your bio i won't approve your follow
get sober find a gun
have u ever noticed that people who like the things i like are good, and people who like things that i don't like are evil
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consuming lysergamides to become Quadruple Gay
me (looking at 2 year old): wow i wish i could get as excited about anything as they get about squirrels.
me (internally, while waiting for coffee to steep and thinking about drinking it): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
listen buddy, school made me read 1984 AND animal farm,,, so im pretty sure i'd know propaganda when i see it
damn, i wish haha
Do you mean to wish me a Cyber Monday, or do you mean that it is a Cyber Monday whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel cyber on this particular Monday. Or are you simply stating that this is a Monday to be Cyber on?
Look at this stupid fucking kitten
“If i love you, i have to make you conscious of the things you don’t see.” James Baldwin
cyber monday was originally a pagan festival that got appropriated by the christians
why are all breakfast cereal mascots dudes
roommate doesn't believe the cinnamon toast crunch mascot was an old man. fucking 2020
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Elect Joe Biden was rushed to the hospital this afternoon after spraining his penis from what one aide described as a "24 hour J/O sesh"
brofriend. finally, a boyfriend for bros
Locked noton nodes on a grid, that did not disappoint.
uhhh ethics. seems pretty easy. don't do bad things. try to do good things. always suck cops off. there, solved it
rip to all the little gay boys whose timid, plausibly-deniable advances i carelessly scorned in my youth
holy shit have yall heard about girls
musk isnt even a stemlord his daddy just bought him some
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