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have u ever noticed that people who like the things i like are good, and people who like things that i don't like are evil

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About me
• Seven individual compartments
• Durable, translucent plastic design
• Compact design
• each copartment will hold 12 aspirins
• Glows in the DArk

Go out there today and get one penny.

Tomorrow, go out and get 2 pennies.

The next day, get 4.

Then get 8.

By the end of the month, you're a multimillionaire.

You're welcome.

The best harry potter porn I've seen is one where Harry and Ron AS Crabbe and Goyle (from drinking prollyjuice protion) are Eiffel Towering a trans girl version of Draco Malfoy.

a ben Shapiro tweet 

When committing crimes is made illegal, only criminals will commit crimes

pdx crowd control cops resign en masse 

Entire 50 officers of #pdx police 'crowd control' unit resign upon the charging of one of them members with assaulting photographer Teri Jacobs with his police issue baton, having already knocked her to the ground.

my advice for anyone contemplating committing a crime is to try not to publicly confess to or share evidence of you having committed said crime afterwards, if possible

thinking about the article that claims wittgenstein did 9/11 again

three types of girl walk into a bar. i hit on all of them

anyone have a 2010 or later mac mini you'd sell

gun, mean 

recently took the title from "suck on a glock", which now has the honorary second position

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like earlier i said out loud, to myself, "some songs are real. others are a collective hallucination. watch out!" and didn't even realize i said it until it was over

Joe Siddon, Sugondese Ambassador to the People's Republic of Deez

get a jab is my new favorite thing to yell at chuds

whoopsie levels are 99% and steady

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