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get sober find a gun

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have u ever noticed that people who like the things i like are good, and people who like things that i don't like are evil

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About me
• Seven individual compartments
• Durable, translucent plastic design
• Compact design
• each copartment will hold 12 aspirins
• Glows in the DArk

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don't tell me you're bad and you do the bad thing. nobody likes that

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having feelings makes you a bad person

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damn they really do know everything

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just saw a meme on the other social media about buying hot dogs and 40s at the corner store on dad's gas card in 2010 and i had to close the app

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heather "hthrflwrs" flowers  

Devstream today at 1PM PST!! We're gonna keep working on The Overhanging Years, our post-apocalyptic soil sampling adventure game!

patreon.com/posts/34272064

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💫 starflower ebooks  

i know my hair is so good

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truckfreak  

Kindergarten is bullshit. All that stuff about "manners" and "early social development". Why didn't they teach us to do our taxes

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wives out

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CULTURE WAR VETERAN  

I WENT ON A DATE WITH EVERY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE TO HELP YOU DECIDE THE ISSUES:

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streetlights are made for falling into

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cops hate me

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my praxis? unbeatable

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my politics are perfect

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im so woke that i refuse to do discourse anymore

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Minnesota Fats: Pool Legend  

When I'm elected

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prude insulter  

not only are nazis bad they are willing to buy ads

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i was trying to double-knot my shoelaces but i accidentally untied them twice and now they're unloose and my foot keeps falling on my shoe

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The Catgirl in High Castle  

Ordinary Kid™ falls into fantasy realm.

Ordinary Kid™ gets told by local fairies they're the chosen one.

Ordinary Kid™ gets told that they need to defeat the evil wizard.

Ordinary Kid™ immediately gets their ass killed.

1st Fairy to the 2nd Fairy: “You've really got to stop telling them that.”

2nd Fairy to the 1st Fairy: “Well sooner or later, it's bound to be true for one of the little fuckers. It's statistics.”

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:sparkles_spoopy:​「arty.lua」:sparkles_spoopy:  

I want a display filter for my phone that emulates the terrible pixel response rate of old devices like the GBA

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big bucko  

love it when my pals make me smile

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seeing some gender discourse on the timeline. think i'll settle this once and for all

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