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have u ever noticed that people who like the things i like are good, and people who like things that i don't like are evil

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About me
• Seven individual compartments
• Durable, translucent plastic design
• Compact design
• each copartment will hold 12 aspirins
• Glows in the DArk

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don't tell me you're bad and you do the bad thing. nobody likes that

just saw a meme on the other social media about buying hot dogs and 40s at the corner store on dad's gas card in 2010 and i had to close the app

Devstream today at 1PM PST!! We're gonna keep working on The Overhanging Years, our post-apocalyptic soil sampling adventure game!

Kindergarten is bullshit. All that stuff about "manners" and "early social development". Why didn't they teach us to do our taxes


im so woke that i refuse to do discourse anymore

not only are nazis bad they are willing to buy ads

i was trying to double-knot my shoelaces but i accidentally untied them twice and now they're unloose and my foot keeps falling on my shoe

Ordinary Kid™ falls into fantasy realm.

Ordinary Kid™ gets told by local fairies they're the chosen one.

Ordinary Kid™ gets told that they need to defeat the evil wizard.

Ordinary Kid™ immediately gets their ass killed.

1st Fairy to the 2nd Fairy: “You've really got to stop telling them that.”

2nd Fairy to the 1st Fairy: “Well sooner or later, it's bound to be true for one of the little fuckers. It's statistics.”

I want a display filter for my phone that emulates the terrible pixel response rate of old devices like the GBA

seeing some gender discourse on the timeline. think i'll settle this once and for all

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