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About me
• Seven individual compartments
• Durable, translucent plastic design
• Compact design
• each copartment will hold 12 aspirins
• Glows in the DArk

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it's simple. if there was a crossposter in my feed, i would simply unfollow them

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don't tell me you're bad and you do the bad thing. nobody likes that

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so i guess we'd better quit before we get to good at it

hello im ready to upset good people with my poor attitude

third time's the charm. we've already knocked out the big two

come on, try again. you'll probably get it this time

just cycle through the list of all possible pronouns until you get it right

mickey mouse loves to fuck with his gloves on

i was on mushrooms at work and told my boss about mastodon and now they're trying to sign up help

banned from mastodon dot com not for calling a mod "ho" but for buying their album on bandcamp

sound transit just sent out a survey on fare enforcement on link/sounder

fill it out if you would? #seattle

i think federation broke for a minute and some of my follows got undone somehow so if you see an extra follow req from me sorry

*sits in backward chair* we all like epic gaming but you know who the most epic gamer was? thats right. the houthi drone pilot

Tiny House Nation is just the new Pimp My Ride send toot

what if people could boost the terrible forum posts you made in high school

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