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have u ever noticed that people who like the things i like are good, and people who like things that i don't like are evil

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About me
• Seven individual compartments
• Durable, translucent plastic design
• Compact design
• each copartment will hold 12 aspirins
• Glows in the DArk

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don't tell me you're bad and you do the bad thing. nobody likes that

Alfredo sauce is just parmesean gravy

US politics, COVID-19. 

what you don't know little one is how many times the world has already ended

You're a trans girl, choose your job:

1. Gay-famous artist
2. Ok rancher/farmer
3. Food service
4. Something with computers you can't really explain
5. Basically just getting yelled at
6. Specifically only cheese

have you ever noticed that people think desperation is more ethical when you don't act upon it

name a place in the united states and ive been there and it's bullshit

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can't believe that all women grow their fingernails different colors while men only grow clear ones. biology is wild

birdsite / CloudFlare 

my kid in 20 years: mom.... other mom... mom 3... parent... i have a different window manager, and then a baby

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