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have u ever noticed that people who like the things i like are good, and people who like things that i don't like are evil

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β€’ Seven individual compartments
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β€’ each copartment will hold 12 aspirins
β€’ Glows in the DArk

eugen sold out. kaniini and dansup have disappeared into the aether. only goat remains, stalwart defender of our hallowed webs

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Because I am getting too many strange signups in the last 24 hours and most people don't read the Terms of Service, I added a Temporary Notice to Pricing page:

"If you are looking for an alternative to Parler, this is not it. Please look elsewhere. Thanks."

I hope that's clear enough :)

just hanging out in the woods with the babes. pounding seltzers and twisting each others tittys

okay yall remember those old scanners from the 90s that were like a squeegee you dragged down the page, and they gave you a kinda wavy image if your hand wasn't perfectly steady. are any of those usb? it's impossible to google for this shit

good and easy to set your flag on fire

the walls around us burst into flame. we blast though the ceiling and the roof, leaving behind only rubble where the house stood. cracking brightly across the sky, we head directly for the east precinct. time to put an end to this once and for all

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holding my girlfriend's girlfriend's hand to recycle all affect into the feedback loop, through our common girlfriend. we begin to levitate above the bed, spinning faster and faster as the lights flicker. soon we will achieve maximum power

did you hear marylin manson got all their ribs removed. now they have twenty-six children and can fit through any hole large enough to pass their skull. stalking the alleys at night, they stealthily provide for their brood

once a bright and promising young professional, now this dumb slut thinks of nothing but titty skittles and group sex. another victim of the techie-to-bimbo pipeline

girls are too squeamish so they don’t know how to kill it

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