slut respecter @_@abolish.social

About me
• Seven individual compartments
• Durable, translucent plastic design
• Compact design
• each copartment will hold 12 aspirins
• Glows in the DArk

it's simple. if there was a crossposter in my feed, i would simply unfollow them

don't tell me you're bad and you do the bad thing. nobody likes that

i will never die

so i guess we'd better quit before we get to good at it

third time's the charm. we've already knocked out the big two

come on, try again. you'll probably get it this time

just cycle through the list of all possible pronouns until you get it right

i was on mushrooms at work and told my boss about mastodon and now they're trying to sign up help

there's a cat in my lap

banned from mastodon dot com not for calling a mod "ho" but for buying their album on bandcamp

i think federation broke for a minute and some of my follows got undone somehow so if you see an extra follow req from me sorry

disclose elysium

someone buy me a slik pro 500 bhx