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have u ever noticed that people who like the things i like are good, and people who like things that i don't like are evil

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About me
• Seven individual compartments
• Durable, translucent plastic design
• Compact design
• each copartment will hold 12 aspirins
• Glows in the DArk

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don't tell me you're bad and you do the bad thing. nobody likes that

cancelling every cis person on fedi so i can punch a coppy

while you were studying the sword i bought an ar-15

cracks me up that internet money is pretty much just tradeable units of climate change

The average poster only uses 8% of their account. But what if they could use all of it? Imagine the power.

[Family gathering]

Cousin: I'm a neurosurgeon

Me: Eugen boosted my toot once

boost this toot if you and 107 homies, united by destiny, would go live in a castle in a swamp and commit crimes

well well well. if it isnt the consequences of my actions

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if i was a leftist community on youtube i would just call it redtube

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