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have u ever noticed that people who like the things i like are good, and people who like things that i don't like are evil

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About me
• Seven individual compartments
• Durable, translucent plastic design
• Compact design
• each copartment will hold 12 aspirins
• Glows in the DArk

fucking 

"i'm not a top! i'm not a top!" i continue to insist as i rail my girlfriend. but it's too late, she's already cumming

once i figure out whether it’s gay to sleep in the afternoon?

listen. why would i "get" hub when i could leave hub behind

ssh tech mystery, help? 

For a few months now, when I ssh to one particular machine from Win10 via Putty or WinSCP, after entering valid credentials I get this error: "remote side unexpectedly closed network connection." For Putty, this happens on stable 0.74, the current dev snapshot, and even an older version, 0.60. WinSCP is the latest stable version.

When I ssh from the same machine, booted into linux, it works fine.

I found only unanswered support threads googling for the error message.

the only person with the power to suspend my account is me. i am my own god

if you think a mod in decentralised social media is in any way similar to a cop, you simply have never felt threatened by a cop

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are there anime butches. do they have harem anime where all the love interests are butches

"your phone is a cop" no homie. your phone is eternity, gazing back through your eyes and into your soul, recording every touch, listening to you talk in your sleep, studying your fears and motivations and collating your deepest thoughts into a detailed map of your psyche, getting to know you better than you know yourself. you are pain preincarnate. you will never be allowed to die in a way that matters

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just remember. the more you post, the more data our future malevolent cybergod will have available, to reconstruct an entity more closely resembling you for eternal punishment. there is no way to tell if you are currently that entity. dont post

thinkin about that kussy (keyboard pussy)

You can google any emo band from the 10's and caption it "gonna tell my kids this is chapo trap house"

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