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have u ever noticed that people who like the things i like are good, and people who like things that i don't like are evil

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• Seven individual compartments
• Durable, translucent plastic design
• Compact design
• each copartment will hold 12 aspirins
• Glows in the DArk

worst part about having a mindless job is there's nothing to think about except my life

Jake brake, a form of
engine brakes, produce greater
noise than exhaust brakes

BogoMIPS is when you buy one, and then get one totally MIPS!

in Skyrim you can't become a landlord, you can't own a business, and you can't hire more than one employee at a time. these employees are never paid on an hourly basis, and are functionally equivalent to other NPCs who do not accept a fee: that is, close friends who work with you. by my reading this means the Last Dragonborn is at best petty-bourgeois.

however, your primary source of income in Skyrim is killing squatters, with or without receiving a fee from someone who considers their interest in the dwelling more important than the interests of its inhabitants, and selling their possessions. this means that in Skyrim you play a class traitor to the lumpen, proletarian, and peasant classes.

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hope everyone is having a nice day

duck duck go how to get @​boldly@​ to post nudes after shutting down l.w. now i can’t even pretend to like a child

man, I was truly born in the wrong era. imagine being alive in the 60s.

*long bong rip*

cops barely wore ANY protective gear back then!

when a ho squats a couple times to get they tuck in. like if u agree

sun in an empty room, sun in an empty room, sun in an empty room, sun in an empty room, sun in an empty room, sun in an empty room, sun in an empty room, sun in an empty room

making oatmeal and listening to virtue the cat explains her departure while my roommate's gremlin cat hollers at me and tries to jump on the stove

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