slut respecter @_@abolish.social

get sober find a gun

have u ever noticed that people who like the things i like are good, and people who like things that i don't like are evil

About me
• Seven individual compartments
• Durable, translucent plastic design
• Compact design
• each copartment will hold 12 aspirins
• Glows in the DArk

is scuttlebutt good yet

eugen sold out. kaniini and dansup have disappeared into the aether. only goat remains, stalwart defender of our hallowed webs

i regret to inform everyone that jack hired eugen https://matrix.org/_matrix/media/r0/download/twitter.modular.im/981b258141aa0b197804127cd2f7d298757bad20

here's how bernie can still win

okay yall remember those old scanners from the 90s that were like a squeegee you dragged down the page, and they gave you a kinda wavy image if your hand wasn't perfectly steady. are any of those usb? it's impossible to google for this shit

peepee poopoo

the walls around us burst into flame. we blast though the ceiling and the roof, leaving behind only rubble where the house stood. cracking brightly across the sky, we head directly for the east precinct. time to put an end to this once and for all

holding my girlfriend's girlfriend's hand to recycle all affect into the feedback loop, through our common girlfriend. we begin to levitate above the bed, spinning faster and faster as the lights flicker. soon we will achieve maximum power

did you hear marylin manson got all their ribs removed. now they have twenty-six children and can fit through any hole large enough to pass their skull. stalking the alleys at night, they stealthily provide for their brood

once a bright and promising young professional, now this dumb slut thinks of nothing but titty skittles and group sex. another victim of the techie-to-bimbo pipeline