slut respecter @_@abolish.social

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Welcome, welcome to City-17

me (looking at 2 year old): wow i wish i could get as excited about anything as they get about squirrels.

me (internally, while waiting for coffee to steep and thinking about drinking it): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

listen buddy, school made me read 1984 AND animal farm,,, so im pretty sure i'd know propaganda when i see it

Do you mean to wish me a Cyber Monday, or do you mean that it is a Cyber Monday whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel cyber on this particular Monday. Or are you simply stating that this is a Monday to be Cyber on?

“If i love you, i have to make you conscious of the things you don’t see.”
James Baldwin

cyber monday was originally a pagan festival that got appropriated by the christians

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Elect Joe Biden was rushed to the hospital this afternoon after spraining his penis from what one aide described as a "24 hour J/O sesh"

Locked noton nodes on a grid,
that did not disappoint.

uhhh ethics. seems pretty easy. don't do bad things. try to do good things. always suck cops off. there, solved it

rip to all the little gay boys whose timid, plausibly-deniable advances i carelessly scorned in my youth

holy shit have yall heard about girls