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it's simple. if there was a crossposter in my feed, i would simply unfollow them
don't tell me you're bad and you do the bad thing. nobody likes that
i will never die
If you're snuggling a cutie and she asks for permission to read write your contacts photos files gps microphone camera that's not your girlfriend that's Facebook Messenger
worst thing about having so many bad tattoos is that if i ever get a good one it'll look out of place
*goes up to a straight couple* so which one of you sleeps in a sunbeam all day and which one tears around the house knocking things off of shelves in pursuit of imaginary critters
feel like pure shit just want industrial collapse
my husband cheated on me with the kitchen alexa but not with the living room alexa. the kitchen alexa is a bitch and a slut.
blasting 1000 gecs and lighting a huge joint as the police threaten to ban me from all parks forever in accordance with the laws against crime
someone buy my 2400g ryzen 5 itx i dont want it anymore
feel like pure shit just want a nice camera
a relationship, but you just take turns carrying each other around like a baby
the original Ted talk was held at a high school in San Dimas California in 1988
arcologies are just bigger malls
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i will never offend me.
the cigarette ash flies in your eyes but you don't mind, you smile
motorcycle drive-by but like, romantically
coyly planting a car bomb to flirt with my crush
dropping estrogen tablets into a bottle of mountain dew and letting it dissolve as to create the first gamer girl.
the M on mario's hat stands for "murderer"
posting is a art
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